UGH ... The worst part is she is still out there shopping!!
"Shoperzilla", coming soon to a craft show near you! Perhaps we should post wanted posters!?! Or, would that be "Not Wanted" posters?
Made me think of a guy who sat next to me at my first wheel class... We were struggling to learn how to center clay, all of our cylinders were different size, different shape, different thicknesses, but all were rather wonky and weird, no two were the same, so we called them "art"! And, that evolved into a running joke about a reality TV Show entitled "The Great American Potters". The show featured the wacky and frustrating moments of learning to be a potter and bring your wares to market... I think this craft show experience must have been a scene from episode 10!
Reality show title: "As The Wheel Turns".
PS: On public TV in Japan I have many times seen regular TV programming that features potters as main characters. When it happens, it is always a real "wake up" reminder to me that Japan is a verry different place when it comes to pottery.