I like the word;"crapton", but couldn't work it into a sentence.
Many years ago I helped with the circus when it came to town. Amoung the more noteable jobs was hauling the elephant waste to a dump site out of town. That is the first thing that still comes to mind whenever someone makes reference to a crapton of stuff.
At the San Diego Zoo, instead of hauling away the craptons of elephant doo doo, they bag it up an sell it as "Zoo Doo". Apparently it is quite good for your garden as it is full of chewed up grass.
Remember, someone's crapton is someone else's zoodoo.
You heard it here first.