Chris: I'am so looking forward to NCECA (but I first have to conquer my fear of flying... yuck!!)
Problem with the wine cellar can be solved in drinking the wine continuously
YOU can do it!
Remember that every minute of every day somewhere planes are taking off and landing without incident. Pilots and flight attendants retire after careers of non eventful flights.
If that does not help ... There is always that wine supply you are trying to get rid of ......