Does anyone have any clay related new year's resolutions? Mine is to use my respiratior, I am really bad at that. My non clay related resolution is to be more happy, to laugh more, to goof of at formal events, to use that fart machine my cousin got me, and all the other things that make life wonderfull. To start off I am going to tell some really bad jokes:
*"Did you hear about the morton salt girl and the energiser bunny?"............They where arrested for assault and battery!
*"Did you hear about the kidnapping aacross the street?"..............He woke up!
Happy new years everyone!